Queen/Spark

A Journal of Toronto Activity

Interview: Party

Me: Nice hat.

Guy: Thank you! Thank you for noticing my hat. 

Me: No problem.

Guy: It took me a lot of time to find this hat, you know? Took me time.

Me: Great. So how do you know Carolyn?

Guy: Hey, I don’t know. I just met her, you know what I mean? 

Me: Oh yeah? Who are you here with?

Guy: Huh?

Me: Who do you know here?

Guy: Who do I know here?

Me: Who do you know here? 

Guy: I don’t know, man. I just met everyone, you know what I mean? Still getting to know everyone.

Me: Wait, how are you at this party if you just met everyone?

Guy: Hey. Hey. Can I ask you a question?

Me: I’d really prefer it if you answered mine first but go ahead.

Guy: You know that guy over there?

Me: You mean Jordan?

Guy: Yeah, yeah. How long have you him been uh… messing around? You know what I mean? Messing around? I’m just wondering how serious it is between you two.

Me: Jordan is gay, dude.

Guy:Whaaaat? Did you know that before you started messing around with him?

Me: Listen, I’m going to stop talking to you now and go over there and make a blog post about this conversation we just had. Is that cool?

Guy: You’re not gay too, are you? Are you both gay?

Me: I’ll take that as a yes.

—Eden Wye

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